Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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