I wish I could punch you in the face.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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