This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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