Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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