So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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