Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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