you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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