I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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