i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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