So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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