I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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