Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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