your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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