how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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