I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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