Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
So many bounce houses so little time
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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