there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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