Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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