I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
you had me at cake vodka
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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