i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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