Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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