But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
we're so committed to being not committed
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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