Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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