i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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