Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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