So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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