so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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