So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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