So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Randomize
