Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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