i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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