I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
