I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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