I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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