Your face is a jimmy john
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
