: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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