FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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