I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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