It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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