Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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