Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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