She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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