its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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