PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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