i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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