used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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