does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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