In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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