p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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