Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
We left the knife in your bed.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I need water and some morals
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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